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Thursday, September 29, 2005
Last night, and not before time, we got heavy. Remind me never, ever, ever again to buy or sell property in this bloody country. Ever. Again. It's a mystery to me how anyone can be a property developer over here without starving to death. No wonder they lost the fucking Empire.
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gotta do like shakespeare said
Friday, September 23, 2005
Don't ask how the sale of the house is going. I have not the words, so I will simply turn to those of a great man*: 'Destroy all lawyers.'
In lieu of a pointless rant, and because listmaking is a wonderful displacement activity, here's what I've read (and not read) so far this year. To be honest I'm amazed it runs into double figures.
- Paul Auster, The Book of Illusions
- Stephen Clarke, A Year in the Merde
- Al Davison, The Spiral Cage
- Don DeLillo, White Noise
- Don DeLillo, The Body Artist
- Patricia Grace, Tu
- Christopher Green, Toddler Taming
- Penney Hames, Toddler Tantrums
- Zoe Heller, Notes on a Scandal
- Ian McEwan, Enduring Love
- Andrey Kurkov, trans. George Bird, Death and the Penguin
- Jo Randerson The Keys to Hell
- Philip Roth Sabbath's Theatre
- Philip Roth Patrimony
- Gabrielle Roy, La route d'Altamont
- Carol Shields, Mary Swann
- Graham Swift, Waterland
- Paul Theroux, Kowloon Tong
- Jane and Mike Tomlinson, The Luxury of Time
- Anne Tyler, Back When We Were Grownups
- Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist
- John Updike, Toward The End Of Time
Annual Jane Smilie Award for Unreadability
- E. Annie Proulx, The Shipping News
*In this instance, Mojo Nixon
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the usborne book of how to be a toddler
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Yesterday Jack called me into the kitchen to witness our daughter methodically sorting through a basket of laundry, placing each item into our washing machine: first socks, then underwear, and finally t-shirts and trousers. We stood back marvelling at this prodigious display and wondering if it might have other useful applications. Later that evening, while her bath was running, she put a sock down the toilet. Now if you think about it (having carefully washed your hands first) a toilet is a large white water-filled object with a lid, which makes a whoosh sound when you press a button on the top, while a washing machine is ... I think you see my point. We're off to Geneva to see Charlotte and Ben. Back next week.
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yeah. wot she said.
Friday, September 09, 2005
'They also raise the specter of the bogeyman child murderer. I've got an answer for that one: the person statistically most likely to kill my children is me. Time they spend walking home is time they spend away from the person most likely to murder them, as well as time spent out of a car (their most likely place to die.)' A mother defends her decision to train her six-year-old son to *gasp* walk to school.
Oh yes, this new domain name sure is a hard handle to live up to. Have been busy a) implementing a baby clothes scheme in our local SureStart area (first sesh yesterday entirely swap-rage free: score!) and b) working on a writing project - a piece on tsunami relief for a woman's magazine. And c) rehearsing for a couple of Chickens gigs, next one this Sunday. Because you see being a fulltime Bug-wrangler and organising a lock stock and barrel move to New Zealand just aren't enough for me. Must--justify--existence--by--taking--on--more--projects!
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