conversations without words
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
MY BOSS: You're looking trim there – have you lost weight?
ME: No-I'm-just-sucking-in-my-gut-so-you-can't-tell-i'm pregnant...
(No of course I didn't actually say it.)
And in answer to this week's bonus question – 'What's even more revolting than morning sickness?' – it's this: Morning sickness + a toddler with a succession of stomach-churning ailments, namely (to date) diarrhoea and vomiting, and a particularly unsightly case of conjunctivitis. Because nothing says 'Oooh I know, let's have another baby!' like scraping green pus out of your firstborn's eyes, or hosing sick out of her carseat.
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